Tuesday, June 13, 2006

In response to the editorial in today's university newspaper: We aren't trying to downplay the charges against Winkie by not yet posting them here. Rather, the 9,758 counts have taken some time for us to summarize. Also in response to today's editorial: No, we do not believe the defendant would prefer to be tried in Kazakhstan. Winkie's altogether American trial begins tomorrow; the crimes with which s/he is charged include:

- Terrorism
- Treason
- Conspiring to overthrow the United States government
- Providing material support to a foreign terrorist organization
- Possession of components from which a destructive device such as a bomb can be readily assembled
- One hundred twenty-four counts of attempted murder
- Impersonating a woman
- Fraud
- Resisting arrest
- Corrupting the youth of Athens
- Holding the false doctrine that the sun is the center of the world and the earth moves
- Blasphemy
- Witchcraft
- Teaching evolution in the schools
- Ritual satanic abuse
- The creation of immoral works of art
- Obscenity
- Acts of gross indecency with certain young men of London

1 Comments:

Anonymous bob bush said...

the more i read about winkie, the more i find to hate.

June 13, 2006  

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