Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Today we each received a bill from the university for $947,568, to cover damages incurred by Homeland Security's search of our dorm rooms. That's a total of $6.6 million for the seven of us. Obviously we cannot pay and therefore will be denied admission this fall. All of our parents are upset—except Yepoka's, who run the Catholic Worker in Dakar.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Rumsfeld House said...

And what will you pay for destroying our great nation????

July 18, 2006  
Anonymous laszlo hirsuity said...

Some members of the Free WInkie Committee have asked me why I was not presented with a bill, too. It's simply because I'm not a student--NOT because I'm an FBI agent. (Bao, your hurtful words in this regard cut me to the quick, but I still love you!)

July 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yepoka should go back to Dakar if she hates America so much.

July 19, 2006  
Blogger Honey Bunny said...

fyi: winkie@freewinkie.com email isn't working. :(

i just wanted to let winkie know that i hope he's doing okay and that i was very moved by his story. probably one of the top 10 stories i've read this year.

love you, winkie.

August 05, 2006  

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